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The Safest Place

May 30, 2010

How to stay safe in the world today

1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

Auto

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

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3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents Occur to pedestrians.

scooter attack

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So, … above all else, avoid hospitals.

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But, …You will be pleased to learn that only .001% Of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!
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Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.

bible study

So, attend church, and read your Bible: IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

GOD BLESS YOU!!!

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. May 30, 2010 12:16 pm

    🙂

  2. May 30, 2010 12:36 pm

    Well, it is mostly tongue in cheek (what the h—- does that saying mean???) I thought it was as good a post as any to break back into my blogging with… statistically speaking none of us would leave our houses, eat, drink, or breathe the air if we listened to the dire warnings of percentages, lol. I really just liked the last photo actually; )

  3. June 3, 2010 8:36 am

    Thanks for visiting…and welcome to the Tampa Bay area.

    Love the saying…very interesting (:-))
    Jane (artfully graced)

  4. June 21, 2010 3:55 am

    🙂 Thanks for the smile.

    Seriously though, it will save our life 🙂

    Hello Jennifer!

    Mizpah,
    Li

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