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Today The Joke’s On Me

March 31, 2010

From My “Worth Repeating” category, here are some email funnies!

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I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno.  Not funny, just a good question:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

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ahhh ha ha ha!   heh heh hehhee hee hee hee 

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Purrrfect News Night Light

Purrrfect News Night Light

SKU: 114.3B

  • EXTRA, EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! This designer Michael Miller Kitty Chronicle fabric says it all and says it purrr-fectly, hence its name Purrrfect News Cat Night Light from the Attributes line. Very funny news stories will amuse you – so well written, they could be real ones out of your local paper – and the stylish detailing will impress everyone who sees it. This version highlights a timely current events story about oil prices proclaiming "Oil Prices Surge, But Sal Shorthair Cashes In!".

Your frustrated-with-pump-prices, car driving, kitty-cat lover will love this night light!

  • Approximately 17" tall.
  • Colors: black, white
  • Theme: Gasoline, Oil, Prices, Car, Animal, News, Paper, Newspaper, Funny, Cat, Kitty, Feline, Nature, B&W, Pattern, Modern, Lamp, Lampshade, Night Light, Gift, Decorating, Designer

MaidenShade.com

PRICE: 
$27.50

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One Comment leave one →
  1. March 31, 2010 11:07 pm

    Enjoyed! Love love love this night light! I’m a black and white addict.

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