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November 30, 2009

grinch_santa “And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow,
stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? 
It came without ribbons.  It came without tags.
It came without packages, boxes or bags. 
And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before.
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store?
What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?”
♥ Dr. Seuss

"The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
♥ Joan Rivers

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin."
♥ Jay Leno

"There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries."
♥ W.J. Cameron

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
♥ Bernard Manning

bg-snowflake"There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them."
♥ P.J. O’Rourke

"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
♥ Larry Wilde

"Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. "
♥ Kin Hubbard

"Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer…. Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?"
♥ Bill Watterson

"There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
♥ Erma Bombeck

"Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space."
♥ Dave Barry

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren’t for Christmas
We’d all be Jewish.
♥ Benny Hill

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. November 30, 2009 12:59 pm

    I laughed, I teared (Erma, we need her here now), and I pondered! Thanks for the gamut of emotions. All good!!!

  2. December 1, 2009 4:50 pm

    These were great! They all made me smile since I could identify with nearly all of them! Thanks for sharing and have a fabulous week!

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